hi. last night i managed to knee the side table next to my bed while attempting to get into bed. the side table is near my head board. so reason #2 why we are screwed. "sexting." i am slightly mad that i wasn't aware of this phenomenon until recently when it's apparently been all the craze for quite a while. from what i've gathered this is the act of sending naked pictures of yourself/provocative text messages via cell phones. the risk being that you are an idiot and sending naked pics of yourself via cell phone. now, this wouldn't be as funny to me if they didn't give it the title "sexting." doesn't that make you just want to do it more? i mean, i wouldn't feel jealous if they called it "slut dialing" or "shame-camming", but "sexting" sounds awesome. and that is terrifying.
what is wrong with people? i mean if you are going to try and get kids to not do something then don't give it a hip title. it's like calling cocaine addicts 'blow bros" or "candy girls". those sound hip, right? maybe? well, regardless, you don't give it a hip title. period. that will just make the youngsters want to do it more...especially if its making me want to do it more.
so the new plague that is sweeping the nation is "sexting." people, if you are reading this, just don't do it. it's dumb and no fun. there's porn for that and the people are probably hotter. go back to making everyone worry about teenage pregnancy or the hiv.
take cover,
-ry
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