facebook love

hi. before i tackle reason #10 while we are all screwed let me tell you all some plans that i have for the future of "womp womp world." instead of posting daily reasons why we are all screwed i'm going to open up the blog to discussing things that bother me or that are awkward moments when the only thing that i can think of is "womp womp." in addition i am going to be accepting womp womp moments from all of your lives. so if you have a moment where something happens in your life and you can't believe how awkward/uncomfortable/frustrating it is then email me at ryrhymed@gmail.com and it very well may get featured in a post. be sure to include "womp womp moment" in the header of the e-mail and please include your name (or the name you would like the moment to be atrributed to) in the body of the email.

moving on to reason #10. i can't believe we reached this milestone. reason #10 i have saved for last because it may be the most important reason that we have discussed this far. reason #10 is facebook lovers. not just the "in a relationship" lovers, the lovers that feel the need to let everyone know they are lovers. we are talking facebook profile pics (sometimes the same pic), status messages, and constant wall posts. an example of a wall-to-wall post...

lovebird 1: i love you, babe
lovebird 2: no, i love you, babe.
lovebird 1: can't wait to see you, babe, love you so much
lovebird 2: i know, it's been 5 minutes. can't wait to get out of class so i can see you. love you, babe.
lovebird 1: babe, i love you, babe.
lovebird 2: babe, babe, babe, babe, love love love love, babe. babe.

sample status...

lovebird 1: i love my girlfriend so much.
lovebird 2: i love that my boyfriend loves me so much and i love him more!

we all know these people. i suggest a "get a room" feature that mimics the "like" button. i am all for people being in relationships i just can't stand the constant back-and-forth of pet names and "i love yous." so, facebook love birds, please stay in your nests and save the love bragging for alone time. it's just annoying to everyone even if they don't tell you to your face.

take cover,
-ry