2012.

hi. here is the first reason we are all screwed. 2012. not because of the year, but because of the hype. it all began with the idea that the mayan calendar comes to a completion on december 21, 2012. now, even the mayans are saying that it doesn't mean that the world is coming to an end and the accusations that their prediction means the end of the world is just the result of sensationalists in the media. i blame john cusack...entirely.

then we have the scientists who are predicting some sort of planetary alignment that is going to ruin everything, or some solar flare that is gonna consume us...all i can see for sure from what i've read is that a solar flare is likely that will result in screwed up cell phone services, and gps signals. that may be the end of the world for some people but i think it might be sort of cool...and it would surely end this "sexting" issue that is psa-worthy, apparently. "sexting" will be reason #2.

i think the only thing we need to worry about in 2012 is pistol-pumping palin running for president.

take cover,

-ry